No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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