If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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