Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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