If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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