I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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