Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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