So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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