what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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