i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated