You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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