I bet he comes in French.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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