lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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