ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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