TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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