Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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