I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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