remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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