my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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