and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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