why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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