If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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