All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how do flat chested girls get laid?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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