Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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