what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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