I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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