I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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