Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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