Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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