I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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