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say what?
wanna hang out?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm always down for nudity.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
There's even glitter on my cock...
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