No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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