I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
