Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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