i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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