its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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