He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he was CRYING into my vagina
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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