I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
