Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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