I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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