can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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