Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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