i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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