That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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