And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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