dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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