i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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