just tell him i said nine months
the day after is always just damage control
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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