She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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