But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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