when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
