Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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