I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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