Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
